so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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