i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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