The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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