Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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