the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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