ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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