It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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