yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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