What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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