No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Even my vagina gasped.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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