thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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