insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i think i just lost a toe
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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