when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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