she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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