i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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