We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
return my video game
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
handjob tips. give me some.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
