Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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