Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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