So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just forgot I was standing up.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize