I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
