Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
being pregnant is like rehab
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize