He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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