the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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