i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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