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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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