Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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