At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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