sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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