Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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