HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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