Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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