Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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