i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
