I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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