I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize