Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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