Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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