i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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