She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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