Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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