The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
