Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
