they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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