i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
where does the pee come out of this thing
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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