i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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