Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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