I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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