Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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