I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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