Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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