I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
