You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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