Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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