We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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