Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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