But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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