Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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