SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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