So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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