just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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